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2012-366 Day 194 – Rave Reviews II

A while back I did a post using fragments of all the spam comments I receive in the blog (should I have put a spoiler alert on that?), so I’ve kept them all in the Spam folder since then and I swear it’s starting to fell like a really bad conversation in there.

“Hello, what is the best way to subscribe to your site? I need the feed to be delivered to me on time”
Thanks, uh, Bowen, is it? I’m afraid I don’t have time to instruct you in how to use an RSS reader or creating a bookmark, I’ll just have to trust that you’ll wander back this way on your own.

“You are a very intelligent person!”
Aww, thanks buy cheap llosone! What an interesting name you have there, I bet you hate your parents. I appreciate the link to your online drugstore (with a name like that, I guess it was inevitable), but I’m good on my pharmaceuticals, thanks.

“We need more inishgts like this in this thread.”
That’s right, we do. Wait, what are inishgts? And how exactly is this a thread, there are no other comments on this post?

“Do you like the game tetris? Play Tetris online now!”
Yes, I do, but I really don’t need to play it right now and this is kind of about me. Thanks for the link though.

“This website is realy awesome! I just wanna say thnx for sharing this kind of sexdating information with us.”
Whoa now! I don’t remember writing that post! Let me see what post that was on . . . “Dodger Blog Softball Tournament Part 1” . . . uh, I think that’s as far away from sexdating as you can get. It’s like they are not even reading these posts before commenting. I guess this isn’t really like a conversation at all.

“Someone essentially lend a hand to make severely articles I might state. That is the first time I frequented your webpage and so far? I surprised with the analysis you made to create this actual post incredible. Wonderful task!”
Okay, this guy may have actually read the post. I can’t tell for sure though. What’s the name . . . “as explained here” . . . did I miss the part of the 80s where people started naming their kids really weird things?

Wait! Stop everything, some spammer has discovered the secret to time travel! I present this comment as evidence.
“Sorry for the significant analysis, but I’m absolutely loving the newest Zune, and hope this, along with the wonderful opinions many other folks have developed, may help you decide if it can be the suitable selection for you.”
Yes folks, hampton bay led lights (another weird name? C’mon parents, step up your game.) has obviously cracked the space time continuum, as this post was made March 2nd, 2012 and the last time a new Zune was released was September 15, 2009. I’m sorry that I buried this important evidence in my Spam folder and can only hope that we find the innovator and his time machine before it is too late. Perhaps this is the cause of the apocalypse the Mayans warned us about.

By far, the style of spam I get the most of is the random sentence followed by a link, with such gems as:
“hey, looking forward to your other posts that are about to come. [link removed]”
Uh, thanks? What about the one you just read? Any comments on that?

“loved the website, keep up the work guys, i will be following you. [link removed]”
Wait, there’s more than one of me? Do I get a ghost writer? That would make things sooo much easier!

“your blog is very simple but i like it because it is very well structured. [link removed]”
Hey, that’s a pretty backhanded compliment there!

“i agree with your conclusions and will eagerly look forward to your incoming updates. just saying thanks will not just be enough, for the phenomenal clarity in your writing. [link removed]”
Much better, although you could use some work on your grammar.

Holy cow, I could go all day with this, as the vast variety of vague one or two sentence posts followed by a link generated by these spammers is astounding. Okay, one last one:

“well i think this topic is very interesting, but it’s also complexing to discuss about it. [link removed]”
Very complexing indeed, we’ll have to talk some more about it another time.

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