{"id":311,"date":"2012-03-31T22:55:01","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T05:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2012-03-31T22:55:01","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T05:55:01","slug":"2012-366-day-91-directions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/2012-366-day-91-directions\/","title":{"rendered":"2012-366 Day 91 &#8211; Directions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every semester I teach my class about algorithms, instructing them that they must be clear, concise, and, most importantly, complete. When you make a peanut butter sandwich and need to get to the peanut butter, you should include the instruction to open the jar.<\/p>\n<p>So when I walk into the Starbucks restroom and see that they have a six step process for hand washing that ends with shutting off the water, well you and I naturally assume we know what the first step is, right?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d be wrong.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/2012-03-31-19.57.22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/2012-03-31-19.57.22-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Wash Hands\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-312\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/2012-03-31-19.57.22-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/2012-03-31-19.57.22-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I see that the purpose is to tell them to use a paper towel to shut off the water, but it just looks weird unbalanced.<\/p>\n<p>Weight: 232.2 Loss: 7.8 lbs &#8211; Running Yearly Mileage: 78.7 miles<br \/>\nFitocracy Level: 17 (31154 points, 3696 to next level) \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ID: disciplev1<br \/>\nSoccer &#8211; Last Game: W, 10-4 (Record: 1-3) Next Game: 4\/1 &#8211; 5 pm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every semester I teach my class about algorithms, instructing them that they must be clear, concise, and, most importantly, complete. When you make a peanut butter sandwich and need to get to the peanut butter, you should include the instruction to open the jar. So when I walk into the Starbucks restroom and see that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3],"tags":[89],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.onlytwopeople.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}