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<\/p>\nWhat has really surprised me is how well received my blog posts have been by random strangers. I haven’t allowed their comments to show up because I don’t want anyone to feel bad, but here’s a sampling of their thoughts and my responses.<\/p>\n
“this goes to my bookmark list. fantastic collection of texts. keep up the work.”<\/b> – Alcinda
\nThanks Alcinda! I’ll keep up the work on my collection of texts.<\/p>\n
“your words are like advice for me, i loved your post.”<\/b> – Edelina
\n“Like advice” for you? Maybe I should give “like advice” on grammar?<\/p>\n
“thanks for such an excellent post and also the evaluate, i am completely impressed! maintain stuff like this coming.”<\/b> – Daniela
\nI’m not sure what evaluate as a noun is, but I’m glad it impressed you. I can’t wait to maintain some more with the reaction I’m getting.<\/p>\n
“you should publish more articles like this and you will be famous. you have the talent to become a super star. your article is superb. keep it up.”<\/b> – Elisabeth
\nFinally, some recognition of my real talent. Although I’m starting to suspect that there’s something fishy about these people. I’m especially concerned that all of these posters have been female, and all of them have had links to unrelated websites. Probably nothing though, I am awesome.<\/p>\n
“So Get Ready To Pop Your Cork As We Celebrate 2011 With Our Top 10 Nude Scenes Of The Year.”<\/b> – sklenarikovaq
\nWhoa, whoa, whoa there sklenarikovaq, we’re not that kind of site. And who named you, a Scrabble bag?<\/p>\n
“this goes to my bookmark list. fantastic collection of texts. keep up the work.”<\/b> – Aleteia
\nThanks Aleteia! I’ll keep up the work on my collection of texts.<\/p>\n
HEY! Wait a minute . . . That’s the exact same thing Alcinda said! Huh, must be twins separated at birth.<\/p>\n
“i am impressed by your work.”<\/b> – Cora
\nMuch better, now we’re getting back to the important stuff.<\/p>\n
“ever thought about writing a book someday?”<\/b> – Dafne
\nWhy yes, yes I have. Thanks for the encouragement, uh . . . “Dafne.”<\/p>\n
“thanks for giving in the reviews.”<\/b> – Amanda
\nYou’re welcome.<\/p>\n
Wait, this was in reply to one of my Soccer Game posts, I didn’t review anything.<\/p>\n
“thanks a lot for enjoying this beauty article with me. i am appreciating it very much!”<\/b> – Fabiana
\nAnd I definitely haven’t written any beauty articles! What are these shenanigans? Hold on a second, I need to check this out . . .<\/p>\n
“. . . canned precooked meat product . . . chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as binder, and sodium nitrate as preservative.” Why did that website tell me to look up Spam<\/a>? This makes no sense at all.
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